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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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I can't find the twine.

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What's the matter You look flushed!

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He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.