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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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A square one.*

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Hey.. you're looking fly

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You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.