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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.