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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.