What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.