What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!