Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer