Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.