Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.