What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!