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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!