What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)