What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.