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What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.