What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.