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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.