Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Because it was a play on words.
That you to fart.
Because it's Lit.
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Because red shirts die easily.
A crowbar.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
