Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.