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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.