What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.