Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!