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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.