What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!