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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.