What's grey and moves at a hundred mile...

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!