What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.