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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!