What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.