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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.