What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.