What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el