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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.