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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.