What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.