When do spare parts from Japanese cars ...

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language