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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Japanese Car Jokes More Japanese Car Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language