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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language