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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.