When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.