When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
He had served his sentence.
Women should be first.
