What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...