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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels