Wedding rings
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wedding ring!
Bath towels...
