Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings