Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Engagement Ring Jokes More Engagement Ring Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.