Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

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Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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My ex wife.

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!