What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.