What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.