Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.