My bike
Because it was 'two-tyred'.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Papa-wheelie!
Look ma, no hands!
Attire.
Lets go play on our bikes.
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Wanna go ride a bike?
You never forget
Because then they'd be two tired
Bike-curious
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
Let's go ride our bikes.
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
The asphalt.
Let's go ride our bikes!
Because the pedals fell off.
Juan less car (one less car)
They are two tired.
To get laid.
It was too tired
It's a fish.
It was too tired.
Because he was two tired.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
A Cruci-fixie.
She was a cat.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
They're two-tired.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
Lets go ride our bikes!
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They both can't ride a bike.
Because it was two-tired.
It was going too fast for her to get on.
A Piecycle.
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
He didn't. He fell off your bike.
Because that might be your bike
Lets go ride our bikes
Take his bike away.
Bicycle petals!
Because they're two-tired.
It popped a wheelie.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
She's the one on her bike.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
He was rushin
Attire.*
Lets go ride a bike!
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Attire
Goose Rider
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
Sir Francis Brake!
Tire-less
My mom asked Gravity, I replied.
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
The defendant
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
Eggnog-stic.
A smile!
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
To crunch numbers.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
Black man working
Rock
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
Tequila*
Juan on Juan.
