Because it was 'two-tyred'.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Papa-wheelie!
Look ma, no hands!
Attire.
Lets go play on our bikes.
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Wanna go ride a bike?
Because then they'd be two tired
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
Let's go ride our bikes.
The asphalt.
Let's go ride our bikes!
Because the pedals fell off.
Juan less car (one less car)
They are two tired.
To get laid.
It was too tired
It's a fish.
It was too tired.
Because he was two tired.
A Cruci-fixie.
She was a cat.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
They're two-tired.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
Lets go ride our bikes!
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They both can't ride a bike.
Because it was two-tired.
It was going too fast for her to get on.
A Piecycle.
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
He didn't. He fell off your bike.
Because that might be your bike
Lets go ride our bikes
Bicycle petals!
Because they're two-tired.
It popped a wheelie.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
She's the one on her bike.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
He was rushin
Attire.*
Lets go ride a bike!
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Attire
Goose Rider
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
Sir Francis Brake!
Tire-less
Nothing you just run away!
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
A Popsicle.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
By folding it in half.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
To render the other side.
Ghetto Blaster
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
He's looking over his shoulder
Barbecue sauce
So black kids could get messy too.
She named him Oedipus.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
