Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.