What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire