What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Attire

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire