What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding