What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!