What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.