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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.