What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood