John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Missed.
No-eye deer.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
It only takes one nail to hang a photo
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Mourning wood.
Mourning, everybody!
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Dumbbelldor.
