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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.