Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend