John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
A small medium at large.
Because they are missing two towers.
Google. Google docs.
You can have my beer if you let me go.
I'm a dog.
Shellfies
John: "How bad is what "
John is a bird.
Mourning
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
I dunno but its in a solo cup.
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men