John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Because it went straight pasta.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
A roll model.
Shellfies
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
They have the same middle name!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Mourning
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
