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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi