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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a