What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.