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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.