How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi