How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.