How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet