How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!