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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi