Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."