To remind them why there's no money in it
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
Because 30 is too many!
His mother told him to hit the hay.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Does any of this really matter...
Cell shading.
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
A millionheir.
Cause all their pants are half-off
I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
