To remind them why there's no money in it
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
They told him his wife died recently.
Me: When are you going to stop
He was told not to play with his food.
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
Too many Cheetahs.
Shelfies.
But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
He flips houses.
Ransom notes.
Remind them that high school is over.
Because it reminds them of home.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
