Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.