Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....