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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money