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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.