Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.