What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.