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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.