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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.