What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.