What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.