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Teddy Bear Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Teddy Jokes More Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.