He was stuffed.
A teddy boar!
Fur-niture.
Cus they are always stuffed.
I'm stuffed.
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Put him on stilts!
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
I Scream.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Just order them without liver.
Ein stein
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
Hit by a car.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
He's still there.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Nose
Try two pairs of stilts!