Teddy Bear Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

House Jokes More House Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Favourite Pasta Jokes More Favourite Pasta Jokes

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?

Tagliateddy!