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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!