How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!