How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.