What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.