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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.