What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP