What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!