What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry