What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."