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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.