What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.