How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit