Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.