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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo