Because they lactose.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
A gallop poll.
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3