Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.