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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.