Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.