Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.