Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Well, not all of them.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
A spider
20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
Nobody takes him for granite.
They all have phones.
Diet coke has better advertising.
Because it's good ferrous.
Everyone takes him for granite.
A carb-o-rater
None, they were all minerals.