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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Change!

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By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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I don't know what the worlds coming to

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4:00 For:Klock

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Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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A carb-o-rater

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.