System Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Mac Os X Jokes More Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Real World Jokes More Real World Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.