A spider
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Chevalry
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!
A co-operating system.
Because he kept locking up.
Everyone takes him for granite.
Because he found mercury in it.
They Planet
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
You break it up.
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
By watching the noose.
The p is silent.
He works it out with a pencil.
