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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What's Up Doc?

By Howie Dewin

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."