Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
5,6,7,8!
Turned down 4 watt
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
I've got this neat candle holder...
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
The match
Driver
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
The Just-Ice League.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
The brick will eventually get laid.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
He's a fungi
The hospital ran all out of patience
He lost his patience
