How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters?

Pen Gwyn!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.