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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience