How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients