Because it was accidental.
They have no legs to pull!
Because it goes right out of your head.
Because he had Green Acres!
Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.