Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.