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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.