Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.