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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!