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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.