Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.