Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue