How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!