March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she