How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

Senator.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.