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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!