How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.