How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!