What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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A film that needs morbids.

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A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.