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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.