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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.