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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.