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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Tony Abbott Jokes More Tony Abbott Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.