What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Ceasar

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It was stumped.

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Aussie Aus-born.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.