What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.