March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Previous Random Joke Next
Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Tony Abbott Jokes More Tony Abbott Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.