What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.