Dood
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They don't have the right koalfications!
Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling!
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate.
He derives!
Derive, derive, derive!
He got out on bale.
Cutting edge technology.
Richard Branson.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Oz Moses.
The crime rate.
Legs
The Should Ant and the Could Ant.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
They're scared of Wales.
Not being British.
