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When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They've got to get their 72 virgins
They don't have the right koalfications!
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Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
They're both down under and no one cares.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling!
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Because it had good connections!
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
I'm not Willie Nelson.
An earwig!
Because they are **important**.
Ukraine.
9/11
You get stoned.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Al Kaline.
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
By firing squad.
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
