Dood
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They don't have the right koalfications!
Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling!
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Write it down.
Pop culture
A cup of yogurt.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
An HTC One M8.
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Dansk kush.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
They are full of Iranian seman
Because it's Camel-flaged...
They keep saying check, mate.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
