Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico