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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.