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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"