What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)