What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What happens after Amy Chua?

Amy Swallowa.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy