Jesus Christ Jokes

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity