They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
It would've just been "mas".
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Holy
Crossfit.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Using the lords name in vanity
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
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Deciding which to tell people first.
Two wives.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
The mourning
Short John Silver!
Babe, it's a valve!
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
