Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
It would've just been "mas".
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
Holy
Crossfit.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Using the lords name in vanity
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Crossfit
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
He heard they had PIE.
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
They log on
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
He's always nailed to the boards....
By saving the gas money!
Cause all their pants are half-off
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
Jesus may actually return some day.
It was unmiscible.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
He made them Batman.
Your teeth!