What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.