What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!