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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it