What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.