Replace the nails with screws.
Because he screwed his wife!
None, they only screw playoff games.
When he was nailed on the cross.
Nailed it.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
From a long ways away.
Replace the laces with earphones.
It was da-press-in.
