How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.