How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.