How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing