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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Ghoul Jokes More Ghoul Jokes

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland