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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

Ghoul Jokes More Ghoul Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess