A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
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It was da-press-in.
He didn't give a sh...
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Replaced
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One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Replace the nails with screws.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
They took my hijab!
Juan.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Pollution.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
The hip replacement guy. /dad
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
Because he was so full of himself.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Because it's a place of war ship.
They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
IM Groot.
A trillionaire.
