A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
It was da-press-in.
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Replaced
Replace the nails with screws.
Pollution.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Because of the triggers. I'm sorry
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
I think this is a set up!
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Because he's always Walken
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
It was feeling a little crumby.
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
Islamabad.
About a couple thousand years.
