What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour