What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour